As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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