Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
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painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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