Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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