whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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