Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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