Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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