honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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