just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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