Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I hate all girls vehemently.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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