everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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