Is it normal to miss your booty call?
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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