On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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