He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
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My penis needs a shock collar
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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