I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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