they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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