dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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