im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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