woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
