sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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