Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
