Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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