Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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