these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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