So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Pooping to opera.
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