Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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