just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Terrible idea I love it
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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