you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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