you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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