I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
