Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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