i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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