I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
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My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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