He is such a slut. More and more my type.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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