kristin has been a bad kristin
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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