if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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