so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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