shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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