It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
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I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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