I want to make a zoo with you.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
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Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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