i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
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Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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