I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
is that a dick in a sweater?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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