come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
ok first of all what the fuck
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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