Its about making memories worth repressing
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Shame - the story of my life.
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