"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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