a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
