We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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