She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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