Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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