They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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