If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
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WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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