Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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