Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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