what if I'm pregnant?
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Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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