I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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