i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Randomize
