Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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