VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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